Treasure your wife and NOT the TV

My wife always touches my stuff. Its not enough that she gets 3/4 of the bed. NOOO She has to use my computer and pester me! Yeah I am serious! Even when I am not using the damn thing IT IS MINE! You can look but no touchy. This is one thing I need to get over :(

You know why? It is because as soon as I said I do it became half hers. I should have said “I do, but the computer is all mine”. I do not know if I could have fit that all in. She knows it too! She will look at me with those eyes and gently touch one of the keys as to say “this key is part of the half that is mine”. Well fine take it all then! 

I am selfish. I know I am, but it is something that has to be over-come. I feel like a weight is lifted off my shoulders when I just let her touch it. This sounds very childish and that is because it is. I grew up with very little so NOW when I have things I treasure them. When in reality all I should treasure is her. AWWW I am so amazing AWWW. Anyways what I am trying to tell you is as soon as your married that TV you treasure is hers as well. Just try to get use to it before marriage. Do not feel bad either. If you feel the way I do let her know that your the retard and that it will just take some getting use to. If you are going to spend the rest of you’re life with her you should be able to talk to her about anything. Including that threesome you secretly want. But by secretly you mean you ask her everyday :-)