Friday, May 4, 2012

Treasure your wife and NOT the TV


My wife always touches my stuff. Its not enough that she gets 3/4 of the bed. NOOO She has to use my computer and pester me! Yeah I am serious! Even when I am not using the damn thing IT IS MINE! You can look but no touchy. This is one thing I need to get over :(
You know why? It is because as soon as I said I do it became half hers. I should have said “I do, but the computer is all mine”. I do not know if I could have fit that all in. She knows it too! She will look at me with those eyes and gently touch one of the keys as to say “this key is part of the half that is mine”. Well fine take it all then! 
I am selfish. I know I am, but it is something that has to be over-come. I feel like a weight is lifted off my shoulders when I just let her touch it. This sounds very childish and that is because it is. I grew up with very little so NOW when I have things I treasure them. When in reality all I should treasure is her. AWWW I am so amazing AWWW. Anyways what I am trying to tell you is as soon as your married that TV you treasure is hers as well. Just try to get use to it before marriage. Do not feel bad either. If you feel the way I do let her know that your the retard and that it will just take some getting use to. If you are going to spend the rest of you’re life with her you should be able to talk to her about anything. Including that threesome you secretly want. But by secretly you mean you ask her everyday :-)

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

52 second Sex


It is weird having to make decisions for two people. I believe coming from a single child household did not help. Growing up it was all about me. I could go where I wanted, buy what I wanted, and do what I wanted. I LOVE my wife! This has nothing to do with her and more to do with me. Even when I had my “freedom” what did I do with it? I would drink Mountain Dew and play video games. Not to different from what I do now, EXCEPT its all about Dr. pepper now. So why is it so different? In reality it is not, but when you look closely you can see the true culprit! YOURSELF! Now you have someone to care for. You can not play games and masturbate all day with not a care in the world! Now I have to pull a Mission Impossible to even touch the little guy. The secret is patience, because eventually everyone has to fall asleep. 
Your significant other depends on you and relies on your company. So this is the real reason it is so different from the old days. It will only change more when my first child is born! I know it will be a great day, but as soon as that baby touches down I am that babies forever. Its hard to figure out what I am suppose to do. I want to do what I want, but what my wife wants is also what I want. So I always try to read or play games while she watches her shows or does crafting. I have got attached to her shows so that does provide a nice space of time for us to hangout. 
One more thing that is hard to come by is friends. Friends that you both like and could see hanging out with your children. It is not about partying and who is the most fun. Its about actually being able to speak with them and hang out for more than a night. You want them to be able to hang out with your children, and be responsible. Thats LAME! I do not want someone that can take care of my kid. THAT IS A BABYSITTER! I can pay the babysitter and THEN go hangout with my party friends right? I guess I will let you know in about a year and a half. 
I never EVER thought I would not need sex. Growing up it was all about sex…and still is. Sex goes through every mans thoughts about every 52 seconds. That is a lot of imagination! So when your wife says you have no imagination you can just smile. The fact still remains that sex is NOW in the back of my brain. That also means men can multi-task LADIES! I find myself positioning myself sometimes in a way that makes it nearly impossible to cuddle or get close in bed. That way when she is all hot and bothered she cannot penetrate my defenses. It is not that my wife is not sexy! In fact writing this I have thought of her naked about 10 times. Mathematics would suggest I have spent around 10 minutes so far on this blog. The thing is that I do not have to fight for sex anymore! I think I just figured that out as I wrote it. It is not a hunt. When I am in the mood, and she has nothing better to do, we do the nasty. In High School since we thought about sex all the time and did not get it, we hyped it up. THEN when we finally got it we could not stop. It was a horrible circle. I believe this blog just might help the Ladies afterall. As much as we like sex maybe make us wait for awhile. That should not be to hard for you girls;) So if you have learned anything from this I hope it is that men cannot stop thinking about sex and its not our fault!
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